nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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