My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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