I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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