If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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