Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I smell stomach acid.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
