but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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