fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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