i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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