you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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