Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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