bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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