Your tits are I can't wait for
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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