i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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