he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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