It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
