Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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