I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Say something about gay babies.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
All I want is dick and wine.
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