I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
