my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Everything about him screamed your future.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
