dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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