no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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