they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
