He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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