Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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