can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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