so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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