at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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