you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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