my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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