i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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