sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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