Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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