he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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