Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
