Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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