I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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