So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I smell like Dick and happiness
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
