at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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