"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think I am morally bankrupt
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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