One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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