i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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