Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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