Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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