dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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