Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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