Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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