I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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