Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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