I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize