If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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