Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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