yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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