Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
only if we run a train.
done.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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