Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
