I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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