everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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